First Bump

I’ve shared the news with friends and family, but kept things low-key at work.

No secret, but only a handful knew…until a secretary who hasn’t seen me in awhile blurted out in front of a full hallway, “OH MY GOD, when is your baby due!?!?”

I wanted to be like, “Baby?! I just had lunch!!!” Or “It’s a blockage. I get drained next week.”

Or even, “Shit! I forgot my Spanx today!”

But I didn’t, of course. Not everyone knows you shouldn’t comment on women’s bellies.

But since it is really out in the open now, here’s FestBaby’sĀ first bump pic.