I’ve shared the news with friends and family, but kept things low-key at work.
No secret, but only a handful knew…until a secretary who hasn’t seen me in awhile blurted out in front of a full hallway, “OH MY GOD, when is your baby due!?!?”
I wanted to be like, “Baby?! I just had lunch!!!” Or “It’s a blockage. I get drained next week.”
Or even, “Shit! I forgot my Spanx today!”
But I didn’t, of course. Not everyone knows you shouldn’t comment on women’s bellies.
But since it is really out in the open now, here’s FestBaby’s first bump pic.