There is complete MAYHEM in my house right now. Martin went to get something in the car, left the front door open, and our cat Kiwi bolted inside with a live mouse she dropped at Miss C’s feet … which went over well … as you can imagine.

Screaming. Chaos. More screaming. Tossed furniture. Tears. Doors slamming. Someone has a broom. Another has the vacuum. More screaming.

Meanwhile, Kiwi is perched on the staircase, watching like …