Since there won’t be an office meeting before the big day, my office colleagues sang “Happy Birthday” to me at today’s staff meeting.

Our boss — who has a notorious sweet tooth and poor memory — looked around confused and afraid. “Where’s the cake? We don’t have cake?” he exclaimed. 
To which I said, “Well, Birthday Girl has diabetes, so no cake right now.”

Another colleague overheard and nearly spit his drink all over the conference table. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a Unicorn. Hahahahahaha!