Glitter Balls

Coworker 1: “Julie, um, you have glitter all over your face.”

Me: “Oh, I do? Yeah, I was decorating a Christmas tree for the general’s holiday video production today, using a 35-year-old wilted fake tree and massive glitter balls that were probably a few years older.”

Coworker 2: “Oh, that makes sense. I just thought maybe it was a new moisturizer.”