TBT: The Mullet

Today’s Throwback Thursday photo goes back to when I was sporting an impressive homemade mullet. 1987ish, maybe? I still have my front baby teeth, so may have even been 1986 around the time my youngest sister was born. I have no memory of this photo, although I am certain I was ordered not to smile for the corner pose, resulting in that “mouth full of water/I’m about to spit” expression.

Also? Hello to my two sons. You both are definitely mine.

The Hair Cut

All she wanted was a pixie haircut. In the three years we’ve been here, FOUR salons refused to give her one. Her options were a straight shoulder-length bob, or a straight chin-length bob.

Period.

Martin didn’t believe me after the third salon bob cut, so HE made the reservation and explained the style at the fourth salon. We get there with the photo examples, and the stylist was so put off. “That’s an adult hairstyle. I would not give my own daughter that style. But I will cut it short for her.”

And that was Lola’s last chin-length bob.

Martin nor I could convince them to do it, even with photos of Jennifer Lawrence or other pixie cut examples. I thought maybe the stylists just didn’t know how to cut a pixie or kids hair, but it was starting to feel a little like North Korea and their single hair chart of options for men and women. 

I wasn’t about to pay for rejection and a hairstyle she didn’t want AGAIN, so I flipped on some YouTube and clipped/cut her hair myself.

I know there are experts out there who will instantly recognize my amateur skills, but this girl is sooooo happy now. Skipping, smiling, and running her hand over her neck.

“It’s so short, Mom! I won’t have any tangles! I love it so much!”

So, yeah, I nailed it.

A New Look

Ah, the changes motherhood makes on a body! For weeks, my hair has been falling out by the fistful. A common postpartum occurrance, but it’s also made worse by the temporary birth control I’m using for the next few months.

Oh, you didn’t know that hair loss is a known side effect of the depo shot? Oh, yes. It is. You can visit my bedroom and bathroom for evidence, if you want. It’s an alarming thing, lathering your hair in the shower and feeling your hair just slide off your scalp into your hands. I was aware of that side effect as much as one can be as they skim the list of side effects when deciding whether or not to take a medication. Continue reading

My Stylist Left Me

I feel very shallow for admitting this, but I just shed some tears after learning the *best* hair stylist I’ve ever had just moved to Berlin. It’s soooo hard to find someone over here who doesn’t immediately give you a mullet or chin-length bob no matter what. Would it be weird if I sent her a message, asking her to move back?

*whimpering*

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Hair and a Whimper

Great hair in September 2016.

I feel very shallow for admitting this, but I just shed some tears after learning the *best* hair stylist I’ve ever had just moved. It’s soooo hard to find someone over here who doesn’t immediately give you a mullet or chin-length bob no matter what.

Would it be weird if I sent her a message, asking her to move back to Stuttgart?

*whimpering*

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Haircuts

Haircuts for zee ladies!

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Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky got a shout-out from the International Space Station.

You can read about it HERE and HERE.